In a record-shattering move, the NFL has approved an unprecedented 18-team trade, shaking the league to its core. Patrick Mahomes, Joe Burrow, and Aaron Rodgers are all involved, with teams scrambling to finalize details before the ink dries.
According to sources, the Kansas City Chiefs have agreed to trade Mahomes to the New York Jets, reuniting him with former rival Aaron Rodgers, who will now serve as his backup. Meanwhile, Joe Burrow is heading to the Dallas Cowboys, where Jerry Jones has already anointed him the “next Troy Aikman.”
Other rumored details include:
•Tom Brady un-retiring (again) to sign with the New England Patriots as their backup punter.
•The Chicago Bears trading all their draft picks until 2035 for a mystery player, who will be revealed at a later date.
•Bill Belichick taking over as the Denver Broncos’ “AI Play-Calling Specialist.”
The league has yet to confirm all details, but insiders say an “April 1st press conference” will provide full clarity. Stay tuned!
