BREAKING NEWS: Panthers Clean House — Dave Canales Announces Plan to Move On from Bryce Young: “Dude Is Garbage”
In a shocking and brutally honest statement, Carolina Panthers head coach Dave Canales reportedly announced plans to cut ties with former No. 1 overall pick Bryce Young, citing major disappointment in the quarterback’s performance.
“Dude is garbage,” Canales allegedly said, expressing his frustration after a dismal 6-26 record over two seasons. “We gave it time. It’s not working.”
Young, who entered the league with high expectations, has struggled to find his footing in the NFL, often facing criticism for inconsistency, poor decision-making, and lack of development despite flashes of potential.
The decision marks a bold shift in direction for the Panthers, as Canales looks to rebuild and establish a new identity for a franchise desperate for a turnaround.
More updates are expected as this story develops.
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